Did some shopping today...

15th August, 2009 ---

Did some shopping today. No, not your kinda shopping from Shopper’s stop flashing the First Citizen Card with a feeling of pride as passers by look at you and your platinum credit card to compliment it.

Independence Day today, it had meant a lot to the entire country at some point of time. Today it means some exclusive deals or special prices and offers in the Large Format Retail Outlets with couples with the Indian Flag as bandanas hugging each other shopping or making out in the trial rooms, sadistic me!!

Anyways, back to where I started (Sob Storyteller strikes again), Independence Day. Firstly, it means an additional holiday more than anything else after grueling weeks of work under tremendous pressure and travelling the entire state.

Woke up late and did nothing for sometime till stomach decided it needed some food. Got Gaurav’s Army bike without horn or any legal papers whatsoever and ventured out in search of some food.

Went to a nearby ‘More’ which had everything in ‘Less’ and today was ‘Independence Sale’ day with quintals of vegetables spread outside the store with more people flocking there to buy them in a frenzy as if vegetables were becoming extinct. Anyways, I managed to buy some bread and eggs and got a deal also. Back to home, hey, no plates in the house ‘duffer’(Used to hear this a lot in Calcutta). Got a steel plate, 1 steel glass, 1 spoon. Different kind of shopping altogether. Came back home and made myself a nice toast and boiled egg, damn it felt good.

Took a bath, had to go to a friend’s place, got a call from friends, they got tickets for a Hindi flick and some Bacardi. When you are staying alone in a place with nothing else to do, the recreation part consists of remembering good old times that you have spent earlier at some ‘golden era’ over some great amount of alcohol or just lying down and snoring. Trust me, a lot of things which are logical and should be done loses its meanings when you are alone in a city.

So got the army bike, managed to get some cash from the ATM and spend some unnecessary money (Wish I was a ‘spendthrift’ at times) on a stupid movie.


8th November, 2009—

Forgot what had happened the rest of the day, should make a point to write finish off blogs within certain dates else it loses its meaning. Meaning…trying to find out what meaning means in the first place Meaning, relative term, to everyone their own..

Another Day In Paradise

Buzzzzzzzzz…..Buzzzzzz…….Buzzzzzz……..No, that’s not a digital bee from a Hindi movie. That’s my ringtone, Rio’s ‘Shine On’ wakes me up in the morning to find that I’m late for my morning chores and then off to work. Gaurav has already woken up and is busy arranging the books in the main hall. Another five minutes, shit no, it will be too late, can’t afford that luxury. Shit, 20 minutes has gone. Wake up Shils! No one to wake me up with a warm cup of coffee and the newspapers, miss The Telegraph here. Switch on the ThinkPad just beside the bed and connect to mail server.

The buzz remains in the head while I take a quick brush and shave, no food. Off to the local market to get some milk, egg, bread & butter – our staple breakfast and my lunch as well at most times.

Shit, so many mails in the morning!! I think when people come down to office and want to vent their subdued anger, they write mails and to make things worse, they mark Cc to the entire world.

Gaurav yells as the milk boils down the gas on to the floor, shit not again! Quickly finish the breakfast discussing how we should cut down our beer and our ‘Aiashi’ expenses.

Buzzz….calls from partners, by that I do not mean life partners but dealers. We call them partners, marketing to get closer to them I guess to make them sale more of the brand. Every company has something or the other in their sleeves. Every partner in this planet is irritated at something or the other it seems, whether it’s a business partner or life partner in the long run. The BP as we call them is unhappy about something in life and wants something to be done about it in an urgent basis. ‘Yes’, ‘Right’, ‘Correct’ are the words generally used in these kinda conversations (has exceptions). Some more mails and reports to be sent. The funniest thing I found about corporate emailing I find these days is that people do not check them. So, at first, send them a mail, then call them up telling them that a mail has been sent, thirdly email them again to ask that the work has been done or not and yet again call them asking them that the work has been done or not. WTF!!!

‘Chappandi' (చెప్పండి) sir, Paradise ? No autos will go even if they are sitting idol after their ‘tiffin’ of idli, vada with the inevitable chutney. Bargain for the best and we are off amongst the heavy traffic with horns blaring and people trying to jump and cross the street risking their life at every go. I guess the latter part has become a part of any ‘metropolitans’. Ain’t metropolitans suppose to be better in infrastructure and all that? Never mind that, we devotedly give our votes to some f….ed up political party who will do nothing anyways!

Partner1….Partner2…Partner3….You are out!! Parter4..Parnter5..Ok, now I can afford to be out. Fight in Hindi with a Telegu speaking Auto-wala to take me back home. I am home honey..Errrr..Wait..there is no honey at home, only Gaurav. There is no dinner also. What’s cookin?? Whatever you cook comes the quick reply from Gaurav. Ohh..okk. Lets start. We manage to make some rice and Dal with ample amount of ‘Ghee’ to cover up all the flaws. Gaurav really cooks well, a ladies man. And me? Never mind..Lets proceed..

Damn, never knew my cooking could taste so god damn good, it is worth it after all the mosquito bites and telling each other how happy our wives would be as we would cook for them such lovely dish(es).

Gaurav goes for his slumber while I hit the obvious Facebook & the infamous Farmville. Gaurav hates me for this!

Buzzz…A quick couple of calls from friends, especially from Kolkata. Can’t explain how much I miss them and how I have not been able to give time to most of them and forgetting their birthdays on a random basis, gosh!!!!! I hate me for this. Birthday’s to me these days are Facebook reminder, did I not wish them before FB/Orkut ?

I fall asleep on my mattress with the laptop on downloading some Bollywood numbers and my phone keeps on ringing to some unattended friends…Shine On..

देसी तड़का in the making

डेesi Tadka – Cliched name for a blog, eh? The Real Taste Of Life – Heard that before somewhere too? Maybe you are correct, but this name suits the blog just picture perfect like most of the Bollywood movie endings.

After I left Calcutta (I still think this name has got metropolitan [little after what our very own ‘Didi’ has done to it and will be doing it in the next years to come] written all over it than Kolkata which is meant for only the ‘Bangalis’ exclusively which is unfair as all dwells in the city) Err…hmmm, where was I again?? ‘Sob Story Teller’ strikes again। :-)

Yes, the blog name and why. After I left Calcutta, I started living a life which I never imagined I would be living, it was unreal. At first there was no proper place to stay, was putting up with a friend Ujjwal in a less than 150 sqft room with a conveniently fitted cemented bathroom inside the room itself. The hole in the bathroom was the source of light and millions of National Geographic insects into the room. You could also gaze at people at a distant off the field while taking a bath. Now, I know why so much of MMS scandals happen, people, take care of your bathrooms!! By the way, these things in life are suppose to make boys into men, I was told by many people. Wonder Dr. Vijay Malya or Mukesh Ambani’s son will ever be men??

Anyways, I had got a flat at Bhawarkua, Indrapuri Colony, after about 10 days of searching. It was a 1 room-1 bathroom, no kitchen, no hall. (The cute room all to myself was the only joy to me after a hard day of work, not to mention the useless politics that people play). The flat beside me had some students/working people residing, I was allowed to use their kitchen. One of them, Bhupesh, actually got me the place.

There was a cook, ‘Damu’, also known as ‘Damu Seth’ as he came down to cook whenever he wanted to and if he wanted to at all. So a lot of times, I watched Bhupesh as he cooked and I did my own dishes only. Often, I saw him adding some stuff before he finally put the cooker out of the gas. I was told that was ‘Tadka’ to add the spice or the zing in the food making it tastier and often making the food edible in case something is not right with the food.

Hence the blog name. I have learnt that ‘Tadka’ is what makes one’s daily living spicy. It gives that extra zing to that ordinary everyday bland everyday life. It makes one feel that life is ok though things might not have been all that great. ‘Tadka’ itself is relative like in real life, to many its own form, quantity and quality, but essential.

‘The real taste of life’ as you cannot do without it and at the same time if ‘Tadka’ if not added properly or added in excess, may spoil the food and your stomach respectively. So sit back and enjoy, ”Desi Tadka – The Real Taste Of Life”.

Almost Missed The Flight...

Who says you need to be in the Kargil Border to get the chill down your spines??

Recently, I was in Hyderabad for 3 some work. I was putting up with this college friend in a place which was 1.5 hours from the airport, real interior it seemed to me though he kept on telling me that it was the centre of Hyderabad.

I had to catch a flight back to Indore and the only one I could afford was at 6:10am in the morning!! Given the fact, I am not an early riser, it wasn't a merry news to me. The night before Gaurav & me met up with a common friend Rohit, and meeting friends after a long time deciphers to chugging of beer and yet some more beer!! The same happened as usual and was back home at 1:30 am! Set the snooze for 2:30 am, had to catch the Aeroexpress bus, go the airport, get the ticket printouts in hand, get some coffee, board the flight, smile back at the air hostess(Damn, they manage to look good anytime with that smile on their face) and snore--lot of work to do!!

Woke up after cursing the mobile phone snoozer a million times with a heavy head and saw it was 4am already!! Damn!! I was freaking late and it was a company paid flight, if I miss it, then I have to send 100 mails giving explanations plus I gotta foot the bill!! Almost tossed Gaurav off the bed, he was also in a trance after a heavy duty Royal Challenge and Bingo last night. Dad always said before leaving Kolkata,"Don't have any bad stuff (drugs & alcohol), it will lead you into trouble", hate to admit, he was right again!!

Just put on the socks & shoes and I was ready to travel, I knew I would be late, so I didn't bother to change to night clothes, it paid off. Gaurav put on the keys to his bike and me balancing a 24" big suitcase at the back along with a Laptop back filled with junk(yes, that much luggage for a 3 day trip). I felt like balancing an Almira in a trapeze and the bumpers and the bad road didn't help! I never thought Hyderabad in the months of July can be so chilly in the night. The entire atmosphere was so sleepy..

Reached the bus stand, the bus had left, next bus was not coming within 30 mins, had to take a private cab and rush to the airport, errr..wait..no money, rush to ATM first, the security guard was fast asleep on a mattress inside, I went inside, took out money, took his picture (will upload soon), and rushed to the airport!! I was almost in time to get the tickets, the coffee, the smile on the face and board the flight only to fall asleep again...

--This first blog is dedicated to a friend who thinks I am on of the best SOB STORYTELLER of all times...Miss you 'friend' :-)